Focus on what you’re doing especially if it’s killing a zombie
A gentleman also knows how to behave in a teahouse and will offer to pay for that broken stool (the teahouse proprietor will of course refuse and the gentleman shall leave a generous tip).
View ArticleDon’t disrespect the zombie killing skills of another
Getting in someone’s way whilst the axes are swinging is not only rude but certainly not the brightest thing to do in a zombie fight.
View ArticleZombies at the movies: Ghostbusters
I was going to save these up for a Zombies at the Movies eBook but I’m way too impatient and I rather you guys get to see the fun now! I’ve also moved the print shop to its own location on Society6 so...
View ArticleUnlike a zombie a gentleman does not bite off more than he can chew
I think zombies have been a little thin on the ground for the last couple of guides so here’s the return of the zombie mob! Buy the print!
View ArticleHygiene matters, even when surrounded by zombies
No one is asking you to smell like a bed of roses but if you happen to come across some reasonably clean water and you’re not running low on drinking water then give yourself a little refresher.
View ArticleZombies at the movies: The Wizard of Oz
I’ve always liked the Tin Man, probably because he’s a robot of sorts and he carries an axe. I think I always assumed when the flying monkeys came he’d be able to start some shit. Remember you can...
View ArticleEveryone is equal in the zombie apocalypse
When it comes to a zombie outbreak it’s a all hands on deck kind of scenario. The ladies are just as capable of putting that crow bar through an undead fiend’s skull and you’ll be thankful for it!...
View ArticleZombies at the movies: Rear Window
Hey Lisa? Lisa come look at this. I think that guy is eating Miss Lonelyheart… Lisa? Not including a zombie Alfred Hitchcock cameo was an honest oversight and missed opportunity! For this I apologise....
View ArticleKnow your limitations
I’m pretty sure this guys moustache and turtleneck make up for the missing eye and foot!
View ArticleZombies at the movies: Forrest Gump
I think with all the luck Forest had getting into all those historical event he’d have no trouble with the Zombie Apocalypse!
View ArticleDon’t ruin Christmas just because of the zombie apocalypse
If you can keep a child believing in Christmas despite the undead rising and trying to eat you at every turn then you sir are a champion gentleman. This will be the last guide update for 2012, I...
View ArticleHappy New Year
Happy New Year to all you polite zombie apocalypse survivors out there. You’ll be happy to know that the festive season doesn’t mean that good manners or the undead have been resting and I’ve got a...
View ArticleVisiting friends during a zombie apocalypse
Just because you’ve been putting down the reanimated corpses of your neighbours all day doesn’t mean you roll up to your friend’s door covered in zombie goo.
View ArticleThe experiment
What I would like to do, if you guys permit. Is to try a little experiment using The Gentleman’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse’s audience, which is spread across Facebook, here and Twitter. The...
View ArticlePart one – outside or stay
If you haven’t read about the experiment then please do so now. We’re easing into it so it’s a nice simple choice – should Chris and Frank go outside and investigate the noise or should they stay...
View ArticlePunctuality during the zombie apocalypse
During a zombie apocalypse a gentleman might wish to leave earlier than usual to allow for the odd bloodbath.
View ArticlePart two – Fight or flee
Last week was a lot of fun as you guys debated if the gents should stay inside or not. The general theme that emerged was that they should consult with their hosts and then take action (there was a...
View ArticleBeing responsible in someone else’s zombie shelter
First, apologies for missing last week’s updates. Look for an extra one this week to make up for it. Second, smoking is an ungentlemanly behaviour that if must be undertaken should only be with a...
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